HOW TO NAME YOUR INDIE EMO BAND
do you have the perfect mineral rip off band, but don’t have the perfect name for it? are you looking for a name that just screams “we love twinkly guitar parts and don’t care what you think”? well, here are some pointers.
any combination of the following:
- reference a sport you obviously don’t play
- use an uncommon name or phrase in your name…make sure your fans have to ask you how to pronounce it
- something that brings to mind the feeling of living in a midwest town..even if you’re from Georgia.
- the word boys
- the word kids
- include a sensitive-boy activity, like poetry, diaries, or handmade love letters to a girl who lives far away
- did i put enough empasis on using a word no one can pronounce?
- one word names get you xtra points
so according to this my emo band name will be Boys Football Poetry.
Shitty Mineral is my favorite band.
